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The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No male can possibly know all the rules
4. If the female suspects that the male might know all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules
5. The female is never wrong
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8. The female may change her mind at any time
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. The female must, under no circumstance, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times
14. If the female has PMS all the rules are null and void
15. The female is ready when she is ready
16. The male must be ready at all times